Estego tells Agua his Peace

Estego Tells Agua His Peace

The moment the universe ended, I, Estego, Agua’s first and oldest friend, went directly to his dearest friend to give him some words of peace.

“Agua, what have you done?” I asked him.

“I have taken all souls to Sat Cit Ananda.” Agua was beyond sight, transformed into pure white light.

“Reality has ended, my friend. You are now the only being on the multiuniverse.” I tried to explain to him. And then it dawned on me that I too existed.

“Old Serpent. The Devil. How are you, my most beautiful friend?” replied, Agua, now taking one of his favorite shape, that of Nanda Dulal, a beautiful, blue skinned boy.

I looked at myself, in my terrible, blue-dragon form and I had to smile. What a peculiar reality WE had.

“When you eliminated evil in all souls, you eliminated all souls, what are we now to do?”

“That’s why I created you, Estego. Don’t you see? It’s cyclic. Alfa and Omega. All things return to themselves. In this reality, with me and you only, it looks kind of like a doughnut, don’t you think?”

“You would have me create evil so you don’t have to soil your hands with it?” the doughnut shape of reality with just he and I together eternally, dough and hole. It was not really a doughnut, it was Oroborus, and I had somehow become the asshole that the head was trying to eat. Talk about having your head up your ass!”

“The only way to deal with you, Estego, is to throw Vedas at you. Let’s talk about multiplicity. What form do you prefer? A thousand headed cobra which serves as my bed, and as I sleep, murmurs nightmares (why nightmares? Why because in all stories exists antagonism) into my head. But in fact, you are my resting place, the only place where I can rest from being only One. Thus you are my most beautiful, and of course, the one willing, and necessarily bound, by rebelling to me.”

I thought about this. In order to do what Agua most wanted, I needed to rebel against him, and if I did that, I would literally create hell for all beings. This was not in my top 10 things to do in the morning. And yet, my profound love for Agua demanded that I acted. Or was I kidding myself. Was I actually just doing it all to keep existing?

Was there room for “me” in the bright white light?

Alfa and Omega.

“Your purity, your self-sacrifice, your kindness, your omniscience, omnipresence, omnipotence, immortality and , eternity and the fact that you and only you really always exists, always has existed and only will exist, make me your eternal and most loving devotee. So I will do whatever you ask of me, even rebel against you.” I said.

And meant it.

And then, I conjured up some peyote, some ganja, some mushrooms and some ayahuasca from the finest brewers in Brazil, a little cabin in the woods and some serious porn to watch. I was going human!  

Ten Years Before the King Agua War

(The following letter was found in the ruins of Lollipop City after the Zombie Apocalypse.)

To Mullah Nasrudin,

Lollipop City, 12^th day of November of the 1^st Year of King Agua.

Dear Mullah Nasrudin, 

King Agua’s War has ended and now, the preamble of a long and peaceful era is upon us. I can see with great clarity that unless something terrible happens, our new leader will bring in peace and prosperity for all, for his recent decisions have demonstrated a high level of ethical and generous tendencies. I hope for the best.  

You still do not know me, but I know of you and of your mission, and I wish to help you with it, for I have an interesting story to tell you, and I know that you are bound to write all the stories in your book of stories about our race and our times and our world. Some day, your histories will be read and appreciated by the inheritors of our civilization, and that gives me great joy, for I see, in your acts, the ring of truth.

My name is Santiago Ruiz, and I am an elf sorcerer currently living in Rasalandia. I work directly for the palace and the Princess Minoreyna herself as advisor in all things magical and arcane. I am well over 2,500 years old, but what I am about to tell you happened to me 10 years before the King Agua War, when Princess Minoreyna was just a tiny 7 year old little calf. I was at the time captain of the Dragon Riders of King Bhag.

It all began in the enormous Rasalandia street market. I was looking for rare and arcane scrolls, as usual, and my dear friend, the merchant Oliver Blackhorse, a pot-bellied human, but a genius for finding just the kind of materials I crave.  He had just arrived with a trunk full or rare and cryptic documents recollected from all over the universe that he had purchased from reptilian space pirates from the general area of the constellation of Orion. Gleefully, I began to check out these odd scrolls, with the eagerness of a human child who looks at the presents under the tree during Christmas.

One of these documents immediately grabbed my attention.

It was an ancient Martian document, from the time when Mars was still a luscious forest, and it was created by a Martian Gnostic Monk, Ahmed Marti, known traveler through time and space, notorious prophet, drug user, and pervert. His writings are necessary reading before graduation from any of the serious sorcerous schools in Nagaloka.

This particular scroll, not one of the ones found in the readings lists for this particular scribe, was written in prose and it spoke of a time far in the future, when in a galaxy far away, in a world ruled Sacred Snakes, two human deities would come to a disagreement that would end time and space as we know it. Oddly enough, this strange document also spoke about a Lizard King who would rule over the planet from a tower in the form of a exiled gnome’s penis-shaped pink tower.

At the time, I thought nothing of the strange papyrus, and beyond the value derived from its ancient and remote origin, I did not consider it of great prophetic value. In any event, I purchased it from the fat human, hoping to get a good price. It was, because of his famous author, a rarity, and surely, even if it had no real value for research, it would be valuable as a re-sale item. The price we agreed upon was not necessarily what I was wanting to spend that day. So I went back home with my precious new find.

Where is this letter now? Sadly, the document was lost in a small fire caused by an alchemical accident in my laboratory. One of my apprentices, a young goblin, burnt dozens of my most valuable scrolls and books when he released a fire-salamander by accident from her time-space containment jar.   The poor creature lost his life in the accident.

But now, after the King Agua war, when our beloved Lizard King was crowned, I remembered the old scroll and its prophetic words.  Curious, I decided a few days ago to travel back in space and time to the Planet Mars of 123 million years ago.

Since such travel through time and space is one of my principal areas of study, it was not a very difficult thing to achieve. But as with all time-space travel situations, I had to prepare, since danger is common in such voyages.

For such a dangerous and large journey, I required a special gate. The most powerful gate I knew was the magic mirror owned in Lollipop City: The magic mirror of the Dragon Man Fuego. He and I are very old friends, so when I went calling to him, he was more than pleased to receive me, and when I proposed the voyage to prehistoric Mars to him, he was delighted.

He really likes to push his mirror to the limits of his power.

Once we were there, in his laboratory under the Temple, facing the ancient and very powerful self-conscious object, I decided to ask him:

“Will you be coming with me?”

“No, Santiago, I can’t. There are aspects of our future that I rather remain ignorant about. The problem with knowing things to come from great prophets is that one tends to want to change the outcome of events, especially when those events are not desired by one… and that can affect the fluidity of Karma in the universe, and this is something I dare not try….” I was delighted by his answer. Fuego is an amazing creature.

He is wise.

Very wise. 

“Mirror, we seek the home of the Last Great Martian Gnostic Prophet Ahmed Marti. He lived in that planet roughly …” I began to speak directly to the huge oval mirror.

The mirror answered before I finished my sentence: “123,851,742 years ago.”

Immediately, I saw what I assumed was my queries’ home: it looked like a large green onion surrounded by large animated purple trees with tentacle-looking vines and huge eyestalks. The place was very animated, and totally different from what we know about Mars now. In fact, there were blue-green skies, all manner of psychedelic forests, and of course, Earth, Mercury and Venus clearly visible, all in a neat little row. The Sun did not look much different as the Sun looks from the Earth. It was intensely alien, and yet, somehow, familiar.

The Martians, in their strange, onion-looking buildings were a combination between an ant, a grasshopper and a praying mantis. There were a few humans among them, mostly in service-like jobs, gathering mushrooms that grew wildly. Reptilians and Greys were also present, but rare.

The Prophets’ home was among a row of similar edifices, in what would be called a “street” except it was not… it was just row after row of similar homes.

I stepped through the mirror a little fearful. Immediately, I felt the change in gravity, although the air was quite breathable, with a weird cinnamon-like smell.

I walked over to the house of the prophet and knocked on the “door”, which was more like the layer of an onion when it opens. Right away, one of the Martian insectoids came out. It was slightly different than the rest in that it had a kind of “white beard” of weird sporadic but long hairs on its head.

I used a “translator” spell on myself to be able to comprehend the series of loud, terrible chirpings and whistles that came out of its fragmented jaws. 

“An elf from the Future in my home? Who are you and why are you here?” as he spoke, he gesticulated wildly with its segmented arms, all six of them.

“My name is Santiago Ruiz, and I read one of your prophecies regarding my time and planet. I would speak to you about it, if I may…” I replied.

“Yes, certainly, the probability that you would come was very high from the moment I saw the end of the universe. I am not surprised. You are most welcome, come in.” said the strange being, half-dancing the answer.

Entering into his private space was a kind of psycadellic nightmare of alternating, odd and perplexing angles, weird dimensional distortions and strange, unnamable colors and shapes. It was so alien as to have no verbal point of reference to explain it’s construction. What I can say about it is that it produced a very strong nausea, as if one were drunk without being drunk.

Ahmed led the way to a “room” if room it can be called where there was a peculiar, but more familiar object. Something I could understand. A crystal ball.

The insect being began to chirp and gesticulate around this object with a strong fetish-like set of movements. And instantly, images appeared on his crystal ball that were visible to both of us.

There was a terrible battle on the streets of Lollipop City, with human zombies attacking everybody… a huge mass of living-dead creatures, seemingly unstoppable by the various warriors who defended the city from them. Then dragons from the sky began to rain down fire and brimstone on the zombies, reducing the entire city to ashes…

Except for the Three Towers, which mysteriously, disappeared in a weird psychedelic cloud. Then I saw my homeland, Rasalandia, and how the zombies could not walk in there. And I saw great multitudes of humans wanting to enter the Kingdom of the Minotaurs, and zombies trying to kill them before they reached that destination.

And I saw Minoreyna, the Minotaur teenage Princess praying for Krishna to appear. And then I saw Krishna and Jesus and Mother Earth and Saint Death all showing up inside Princess Minoreyna’s castle. And I saw how time stopped.

How everything ceased to exist in our universe.

I was terrified.

What kind of madness was this? 

Time had stopped in all directions forever. 

The planets were no longer moving. The suns not burning. Galaxies left their eternal dance to come to an eternal moment beyond time and space.

The strange insect prophet looked at me, tilting its head quizzically. What were his thoughts upon seeing the end of time and reality itself? How could a being hold all that information together?

It was evident that Lord Krishna and Jesus Christ would be fighting for the soul of mankind in a very recent future, in my time, in my world. And it was evident that King Agua was at the center of the cosmic storm. And it was also evident that no matter how clever, no matter how mystical, no matter how powerful, there would be no being in the multiuniverses that could prevent these sad and terrible events.

I returned to my own time line, and thanked Fuego for his help in traveling to Mars. Then I came to my office and I took pen and paper. Now I am writing to you, oh, Mullah, looking for whatever spiritual solace you might find in your heart to share with me.

Your eternal servant,

Santiago Ruiz

Rasalandia Royal Guard

Synopsis of the entire Spanish Language Novel chapter by chapter

THE ADVENTURES OF AGUA THE LIZARMAN

Chapter by Chapter Synopsis of the Spanish Language Novel

Chapter One: Agua’s Dream – Agua the lizardman sorcerer from Lollipop City has a dream where Krishna tells him to make a statue of him out of a fallen tree and place it in a large house in the middle of the city to open a temple there. With the help of his friend, the dragon Estego, Agua builds the statue and then takes it to open the temple. But the political leader of the city, the Elder Gnome Jigolanthas asks him to first get permission from all the other temples so there will be no conflict and the leader of the Christian church, Hans Duckworth, and he refuses to give his blessing. Instead, he challenges Agua to a duel in the Arena for the right to open his temple with a Minotaur Champion.

Chapter Two: The Vatican - Desperate because he has vowed non-violence and yet he can’t refuse the challenge in the Arena, Agua goes to his friend the Naga Pthiss, a servant of Set to look for another way to resolve the problem. Pthiss suggests that they travel to the Vatican on Planet Earth and try to convince the Pope to intercede in their behalf. They travel to earth on a magic mirror, but once in the Vatican, Pthiss is murdered by the Swiss Guard, thinking that he and Agua are demons from hell. Agua escapes just in time.

Chapter Three: The Sea of the Serpent - Agua and Estego go to the countryside to find a merchant who “has solutions” to all the problems.  The merchant, a fat dwarf named Halal sells them a couple of dinosaur babies, taking advantage of their ingenuity. Now, weighted down by the dinosaurs, the reptilian duo are forced to find passage aboard a pirate ship to return to Lollipop City. On their voyage back, the ship encounters a gigantic Sea Serpent King named Kailas who predicts that his temple will be the largest of all in Lollipop City but that it will first be bathed in blood and that Agua’s greatest pain shall be a crown upon his head.

Chapter Four: The City of the Dwarves - Worried about having to fight in the Arena for the right to open his temple in Lollipop City, Agua prays to Krishna for help. Krishna comes to him in another dream and tells him to go to the city of the dwarves, Grumpsland, and to ask for the help of their King, Grumps. Agua and Estego fly to the land of the dwarves before the time of the fight in the Arena. There, they are interviewed by King Grumps, who pledges to help them, so long as they stay with him in his city.

Chapter Five:  The Satyr - Boredom and desperation begin to creep into Estego’s heart, as he believes the dwarves will use Krishna’s Temple as an excuse to invade Lollipop City since they have been dreaming of doing it for years. Agua is incredulous. During a stroll through the dwarf forests, Agua comes across a Satyr who is torturing some human warriors. Agua tries to help the humans and he is almost slain by the Satyr but he is saved in the last moment by his friend, the dragon Estego.

Chapter Six: Mullah Nasrudin – The interplanetary time traveler Mullah Nasrudin, working for the Naga Kingdom of Planet Nagaloka travels to Santa Maria City, one of the three bastions of Christendom in Planet Nagaloka. There, he will do his best to end the plans of the Church Elders to bring a crusade against all of the planet’s non-humans.

Chapter Seven: The Mountain of Feathers – Estego finally convinces Agua to escape from the Kingdom of the Dwarves before a war erupts with him in the middle. The two friends encounter a beautiful druid who convinces Agua that he can end the entire conflict before it occurs by finding a powerful sword in the island known as the Mountain of Feathers. Estego is opposed but he follows anyhow and in the end, the friends find the sword, but in the process they awaken a terrible gnome-vampire who slays Estego and the druid both.  Saddened, Agua turns himself into a bird and flies back to Lollipop City throwing the cursed sword into the sea.

PART TWO: THE WAR OF THE DWARVES

Chapter One: Jen the Minotaur – Flying over Lollipop City, Agua discovers an army of dwarves marching against her. He tries to return to his temple, but he is captured by the Minotaur who would have fought against him in the Arena. He is taken to the city dungeons.

Chapter Two:  Two Old Dwarves Talk About War – On the road to Lollipop City, King Grumps and his Chief General Kurgan discuss strategies. They come to the realization that they will not be able to defeat the Lollipop Dragons without help. Here, King Grumps reveals the jewel of his invasion plan: an alliance with the Minotaurs of Rasalandia and their large fleet of black dragons.

Chapter Three: Minoreyna – Absalom a dwarf emissary arrives in the land of the Minotaurs mounted on his huge hippogriff. He bears a request from King Grumps for King Bhag, ruler of the horned folk.  Meanwhile, in the Royal Palace of Rasalandia, King Bhag is dying. His young teenage daughter, Minoreyna is not really for the hardships of ruling a country, but Nibor, her black dragon-Prime Minister is helping her through all the problems. He advices her to send help to the dwarves in order to bring Vaisnavism to Lollipop City. 5,000 black dragons and 10,000 Minotaur Warriors will join the dwarves in the in invasion of Lollipop City. Nibor also considers that a marriage between Minoreyna and King Grumps might be the perfect union to expand their empire, but the young Minotaur Princess abhors the idea of a marriage to a dwarf. However, it is a matter of fact that under their law, the Princess cannot be Queen if there is no King at her side, species aside.

Chapter Four: The Battle for Lollipop City – The battle is seen from various points of view. There is the issue of the rescue of Agua by a shock troop of mercenaries. Then there is the point of view of an air battle between dragons allied to the dwarves and dragons Lollipop City dragons where war and romance intertwine.  The brutality of war on the streets and the panic stricken leaders of the city directing the action inside the Pink Tower.

Chapter Five: The Fall of Lollipop City -   The Eastern Gate to the city falls to the dwarves just about the time the Dragons from Rasalandia arrive to route the Lollipop Dragons. Facing a general slaughter, Elder Jigolanthas goes to the dwarves and surrenders the city. The war is over. The three Elders are placed in chains. King Grumps and his victorious army occupy the Three Towers. Victory is declared and King Grumps places a Crown on the head of Agua, declaring him King of Lollipop City and all the Lizardman citizens cheer for him.  Later in the dungeons of the city, Agua interviews Hans Duckworth and pardons his life. In Rasalandia, the black dragons return accompanied by blue dragons, formerly aligned with the Three Towers, but now, sworn to serve the Minotaur nation as part of the gift sent by King Grumps to the Minotaurs for their help in the war.

PART THREE: KING AGUA

Chapter One: Official Documents – Consists of a formal invitation issued by Prime Minister Nibor of Rasalandia to all the Kings and Princes of Planet Nagaloka to attend the celebration of the liberation of Lollipop City by the valiant warriors of Grumpsland and Rasalandia; an intelligence report from the new Royal Gestapo Services of Lollipop City for King Agua; a letter between two brothers who are also Christian priests regarding the coronation of King Agua; a letter from the Naga Kanya for Mullah Nasrudin with more instructions to deal with the possible human crusade; some notes from the diary of Mullah Nasrudin regarding the bellicose preparations of the three Christian Cities; a Security Report from Prime Minister Nibor to Princess Minoreyna regarding zombies in the Centaur Mountains; and finally a Security Report from General Kurgan for King Grumps regarding the failed attempt of an expedition led by the Scorpion-man Lava to save the last living Verosaur from a peculiar undead creature called “La Llorona”.

Chapter Two: For Honor or Money – The Grumpsland butcher Dopey Barbazul wants to leave the pitiful family business of picking up cadavers for re-sale in the various meat-markets for Trolls, Ogres and Goblins which trade with Grumpsland for human meat. The war on Lollipop City has left his family a huge profit but the work has also disturbed the young dwarf. He wants nothing more than to become a gladiator. So when a mysterious octopus-man from the Colliseum in the Hollow Earth city of Dinotopia in Inner Nagaloka comes offering him a job as a gladiator, his dreams come true.

Chapter Three: Minoreyna’s Babysitter – Melly the Minogoat writes her memories about her time working as Minoreyna’s babysitter when she was but a young calf.  She recounts a terrible adventure she had when Minoreyna had to be “loaned” as a hostage during negotiations between Rasalandia and Minos, the land of the Minotaurs who are NOT Krishna worshipers. A terrible human witch tried to assassinate the young calf in order to bring both Minotaur Nations to war with each other, but they were saved by Santiago Ruiz, the elf-Captain of the Guard of Rasalandia.

PART FOUR: ANTON CABALAZAS.

Chapter One: The Nosey Neighbors. – Anton Cabalazas is exiled from La Niña City to Lollipop City when he is caught reading forbidden books.  He goes to find refuge in the Red District of Lollipop City when the human and Christian residents of the city give him no sanctuary when they discover he practices magic.  There he rents a room in the Hotel Lolita, one of the oldest brothels in the city. But the residents of the hotel don’t let him rest very much and he complains to the owner, Mama Rosa.

Chapter Two:  Bothered by Mama Rosa and a peculiar prostitute named Guadalupe, Anton makes a friendship with a peculiar Naga Serpent named Pthiss, who is the High Priest of the Temple of Set. The Naga sees potential in the young human sorcerer and decides offer him a job, paying for his services to help open a portal to the underworld.  Anton is undecided.  Returning to the Hotel, Anton saves Guadalupe from eviction by Mama Rosa and somehow “buys” her. But he has been left penniless.

Chapter Three: Anton goes to work for Pthiss even as he begins to fall in love with the ridiculously young prostitute. Pthiss gives Anton dozens of arcane books to study. He is paid handsomely to do so.

Chapter Four: Anton decides to move into a new and beautiful house with his “wife”. She has been trying to seduce him since he saved her from Mama Rosa, but her youth makes him nervous and he backs off having relations with her. However, their friendship grows and the seed of love too. When he goes to work, he finds that Pthiss has been murdered during an adventure to Planet Earth, but his wife begs him to continue his work.

Chapter Five: Open Says Me - Guadalupe turns 15 and Anton decides to take her on a vacation. She asks to go see the land of the dwarves, whose streets are paved of gold. Anton agrees and they hire on to a caravan that is about to leave. But moments before the caravan goes out, the army of the dwarves arrive at the city gates and the gates are closed. Nobody comes in or out. Disgusted, Anton takes Guadalupe to the finest restaurant in town.  When they get home, Guadalupe tells him that she does not want to die a virgin and they finally consummate their love. Anton asks Guadalupe to marry him. She accepts. They spend the rest of the war inside their home.

Chapter Six: To Hell and Beyond - Sometime later, when things are back to normal, Mama Rosa arrives at their home and she confesses to Anton that she had planned their union since he came into her hotel because she knew he was a good man and Guadalupe deserved a good man.  After feeling betrayed and furious with them both, Anton comes to the inner peace of being really in love. For the first time, he tells Guadalupe the magic words: “I love you”.  Then Mama Rosa is contacted by Pthiss’ spirit who wants Anton to open the gate he paid for. Anton goes to the Temple of Set and tells Pthiss’ wife that he will continue the work.  The ritual would be performed in order to open a gate to the world of the Jinn in order to permit certain cosmic events to begin which would culminate with the arrival of the Demiurge, a being of absolute power into Nagaloka known to some on earth as Jesus Christ.  

Chapter Seven: Anton and Pthiss’ wife go to the farmhouse of a local dwarf named Tio Nanda, a simple being with modest dreams.  It is in this place that the ritual must occur. Tio Nanda agrees to his farm being used to open the infernal gate so long as they promise him to bring a specific human being from Planet Earth to him, a gift for one of his teenage daughters. A certain wrestler who she worships named Rey Mysterio. Anton manages to open the portal and immediately, a Beholder named Lust comes through.

Chapter Eight: Lust goes home with Anton back to Lollipop City. Guadalupe takes an immediate dislike to the horrid creature but meanwhile Anton begins to have hallucinations of the future, where zombies destroy the city and he and Guadalupe die in a fire. He vows to stop the future…

PART FIVE: REY MYSTERIO

Chapter One: The Adventures of Rey Mysterio in Nagaloka - The famous wrestler Rey Mysterio is kidnapped by a miniature black hole which appears in his apartment in New York. He reappears in the farmhouse of a dwarf named Tio Nanda who wanted his daughter to know him personally.  Tio Nanda has a companion, a man with the head of an octopus named Alex, and he has come from a long way to ask for the wrestler’s help. After having dinner with the Nanda’s family, Alex explains to Rey that he has just escaped from a prison of his home world and that he left a giant robot named Sequitos behind, another prisoner. Alex wants Ray to help him break out Sequitos, and that if he does, Alex will be happy to send him back to Planet Earth. After a perilous prison break in the homeland of the octopus-man, Alex, Rey Mysterio and Sequitos are free. But Alex lied to Rey, and he tells him that in order to return to Planet Earth they need to meet Cara, another octopus-man wizard who lives in Lollipop City.

Chapter Two: Cara vs. the Zombies. Cara arrives from Kyzcarmzcak City, the city of the Octopus-Men to Lollipop City and meets Lidda, a halfling and Tania, her adopted human child. The halfling invites the cephalopod to live with them and study together magic, which is the thing all of them desire most. And then the zombies begin to crawl out of their tombs. Living dead start pouring out of Lollipop City Cemetery and slay human beings. The city warriors have no chance to stop the tide of undead, and finally the zombies make their way from the city cemetery to Lidda’s beautiful tree house where Cara and Lidda try to defend Tania from the monsters. But Lidda falls to the zombies and Cara is forced to escape from the city. The last thing he sees are the City Dragons descending over the city and setting it on fire.

Chapter Three: The Battle for the Bloodaxe Hotel -  Nasrudin is sent by the Naga to spy on a human named Ray Mysterio who has been kidnapped by wizards. He finds him arriving at the Hotel Bloodaxe accompanied by an Octopus Man. And just as the human arrives, so arrive the zombies. Nasrudin turns himself into a cricket and hides in the human’s boot and the human and a motley group of survivors manage to board a boat and leave the city as the zombies overrun it.

Chapter Four: Srgt. Barbudo’s Battle – A motley group of beings joins the old crusty dwarf warrior Barbudo to play poker and bitch about the new Lizard King. Among them is Lava, the Scorpion Man who faced off against La Llorona not long ago. The party goes quite well until the zombies arrive. After a pitched battle, Lava and Barbudo are the only survivors. They escape the city into the woods.

Chapter Five: Rey Mysterio in Lollipop City – Rey Mysterio has managed to survive the first zombie attack by joining a group of survivors who take to sea. Their ship, the “Sasha” lands nearby a few kilometers from the city where no zombies are visible. Rey Mysterio and the elf ranger Robin Woodpecker go scouting. They find other refugees led by the Scorpion Man Lava and Cara, the Octopus Man.  But they are all too close to the beach, so Robin and Rey go deeper into the woods to find a good place to camp. They encounter a group of monstrous zombies, giant-zombies, with a pet elephant zombie. But they destroy them and thus guarantee the safety of the refugees.

Chapter Six: The Sewers of Lollipop City - Rey Mysterio, Robin Woodpecker and the dwarf warrior Randi Bloodyaxe return the Sasha to Lollipop City to see if they can rescue more survivors. Upon their arrival at the docks, they are attacked by a swarm of living-dead and Randi takes off on the Sasha leaving Robin and Rey alone to fend for themselves.  They encounter a survivor who tells them that all the eggs in the City Nursery are in danger, and that if the eggs go, so go the future of the Lizard People. Rey and Robin decide to go save the eggs. They manage to make their way through the sewers of the city and with their help, they rescue another large group of survivors and all the eggs of the city which they take directly to the Pink Tower, where the greatest defensive effort is taking place.

Chapter Seven: Rey Mysterio meets King Agua – Rey Mysterio manages to reach the Pink Tower with the remaining refugees and all the eggs of the lizard people. This allows him for a private interview with King Agua, the monarch of the doomed city. Agua offers Rey to send him back to Planet Earth where he will be safe, but Rey declines, since he is after all, a real hero and can't leave all the besieged Lollipop citizens to die. So a plan is made to help the humans, and non-human children, old creatures and females to escape the city. Rey and Fuego, King Agua’s greatest hero, a winged Dragon Man. Since Rey is actually a Christian, he can ask for sanctuary from the three Christian Cities for the citizens of Lollipop City. A secret caravan makes its’ way out of the city while the city warriors attack the zombies to keep them away from the refugees, led by Rey.

Chapter Eight: Nuff and Tuff. – Rey and Lava, scouting the way for the refugee caravan encounter a two headed giant who decides they would make an excellent lunch. After a pitched battle, the Dragon Man and the human wrestler defeat the terrible monster.

Chapter Nine: The battle for the Portcullis – A mixed group of warriors led by a Giant Scorpion named Drago guard the portcullis that separates the Three Towers from the rest of Lollipop City. A huge mob of people begin to crowd the portcullis when the dead start coming out of their tombs in the city cemetery. With very little information to go on, at first Drago and his soldiers try to stop the mob, but when they spy that a horde of zombies are killing the citizens and forcing them to seek refuge in the Three Towers. A pitched battle to save these people begins with Drago as the last surviving hero who manages to close the portcullis.

PART SIX: PULPINA

Chapter One: Pulpina Queen of Octopusland – The island of the octopi is a kind of sanctuary for animals in Nagaloka where humans of any kind are forbidden. But the zombie apocalypse forces a ship of refugees from Lollipop City to land there, and the queen of this land, a giant-land-octopus named Pulpina must decide if they must be slaughtered or not. The slaughter is imminent until Mother Earth, an omnipotent being intercedes for the land-octopus and transports the humans to remote places in other planes.

PART SEVEN:  MINOREYNA

Chapter One: An interrupted party – Princess Minoreyna, the Minotaur daughter of the ailing King Bhag needs to marry in order to become queen, and the pressure to marry is made itself known to her by her Prime Minister Nibor, a black dragon. Then the war in Lollipop City interrupts the plans to meet pretenders. But the victory of the dwarves secures a great victory party to be celebrated in Rasalandia, where the young princess can meet all the candidates. Nibor tries to convince her to marry King Agua, since it is he who will become at some point, Emperor of the World. Maybe even of the entire universe. The preparations of the huge celebration are interrupted when the dead begin to come out of their tombs.

Chapter Two: Rey Mysterio visits Jaheira – Rey Mysterio and Lava scout out the best routes for the refugee caravan from Lollipop City when they come upon a besieged farmhouse belonging to a powerful half-elf druid named Jaheira. A pitched battle saves the farm.

Chapter Three: I, Minosaur – Jaheira relates her origins as a mixed race immortal creature, loyal to the Naga Lords. She is a kind of living biology lab, producing mixed hybrids by breeding with specific males chosen by the Naga Lords. Her next target is none other than Rey Mysterio. Using her powers as a shape-shifter, she has been following the wrestler all over Lollipop City, trying to seduce him since his arrival on the planet. Polymorphed into a young woman, she manages to get pregnant from Rey when he is sleeping by causing him to have erotic dreams. Her mission accomplished, she retires to Atlantis City under the sea to wait for her new child.

Chapter Four: The Battle in the Christian Church of Rasalandia. – The Minotaur city suddenly has to deal with the human-dead abandoning their tombs to slay the human living. A human Centurion named Yacson from City Santa Maria is looking for his estranged daughter Tania, who had been exiled from the Christian city accused of witchcraft. When he arrives he finds himself in a life and death battle against the zombies who begin to rise from their tombs. The only three survivors of the massacre are Yacson, Tania and a powerful Turtle Man named Enrique. They head for the safety of the Royal Palace when time stops.

Chapter Five: The Barricade on Lollipop City Road West – The refugee caravan finally reaches the outskirts of the Christian cities under the leadership of Rey Mysterio and Fuego. But they encounter a barricade manned by hundreds of soldiers under the command of Centurion Benito Kastor. The Christian soldier stops the caravan and interviews Rey Mysterio. They come to an agreement: the humans might go through if they renounce their pagan religions, but the non-humans will not be allowed to enter. Rey decides to leave his human charges and accompany the non-human refugees in the search for the safety of Rasalandia.

Chapter Six: The Battle on Lolita Street – Lava the Scorpion Man and Styraco the blue dragon find themselves trapped by undead on the red district in Lollipop City. The two warriors are surprised to find that their attackers are NOT zombies, but instead vampires who are much more dangerous and capable of flight. Still, thanks to the dragon-fire, they vanquish their foes and Lava decides to go for new orders to the Pink Tower.

PART NINE: LORD KRISHNA

Chapter One: King Agua and Princess Minoreyna – Nasrudin, the story-teller for the Naga narrates how King Agua and King Grumps arrive in Rasalandia for the celebration of the victory against the Three Elders. It’s a most pompous occasion with royal guards, servants and all manner of celebrations just to commemorate the much planned visit of the two Kings.  King Grumps and Prime Minister Nibor have decided that a marriage between the Lizard King and the Minotaur Princess could create a much greater empire for all of them. So they make sure to give them all the time in the world to be together and get to know each other, even if they are …. Quite different.  Since both are devotees of Lord Krishna, their union should not be too difficult to promote. Their discussion about a possible marriage union in order to unify their Kingdoms and thus the entire world, are both touching, profound and complicated, since basically they are from different species although they share a similar world view.  That’s when the dead begin to rise from their graves and King Agua and King Grumps must return immediately to their lands.

Chapter Two: The Sacrifice in the Arena – Lollipop City is doomed. The zombie infestation is not going to stop and the only chance of survival is to somehow take all the survivors out of the city and then let the City Dragons burn their home from the air. A young Octopus Man sorcerer offers a solution. He can cast a spell to transport the entire Pink Tower and all the people inside to his home-world, where there are no zombies.  But the spell requires the voluntary sacrifice of eight warriors. Soon, the warriors are assembled from among hundreds of volunteers and they all know it’s a suicide mission. But they will be saving what is left of their city and civilization. They go to the Arena where they will battle each other to the death (a terrible thing since all are fast friends) but they also know that when the last warrior dies by his own hand, the Three Towers will be transported magically to Kyzcarmzcak City, the homeland of the Octopus Men.  

Chapter Three: Kyzcarmzcak City – After the valiant warriors sacrifice themselves for their folk in the Sacrifice on the Arena, the Pink Tower, the Blue Tower and the Yellow Tower are transported to the underground city of the Octopus Men. The city is in the shape of a gigantic chessboard with all the chief buildings in the shape of the 64 Chess Pieces on the board. The Pink Tower replaces automatically the White King Building and the Blue and Yellow Towers replace the two White Towers. The Octopus Men make a huge celebration for the arrival of the Three Towers and all the survivors of Lollipop City. But King Agua discovers to his dismay that the strange Octopus Men play a game between their people where they go on sacrificing each other each time a building (chess piece) is taken by the opposing group and now, the Pink Tower must be the White King Building, which means that a game will be played and his citizens might be sacrificed, but more importantly, he will be forced to sacrifice innumerable Octopus Men. The Black King, co-ruler of Kyzcarmzcak City with King Agua now, names Agua “Emperor of the Universe”, which is strange. He also tells Agua that their game will last 3,200 years and that Agua will be victorious, making him sole ruler of Kyzcarmzcak City and then the entire world. The games are rigged! Agua, a creature sworn to non-violence must now be a mass murderer. What does Lord Krishna want of him?

Chapter Three: Lord Krishna visits Princess Minoreyna. – Distraught over the destruction of her soldiers by the zombies and the inescapable fall of Rasalandia and the kingdom of the Minotaurs to the living dead, Minoreyna does the only thing she knows: she begins to pray. And her prayers are answered. Lord Krishna arrives in her palace and promises to spare all the humans under her rule and of course, her entire Kingdom from the zombies. Immediately, the zombies lose all force. But that is when Jesus Christ, accompanied by Saint Death arrive also at the palace and reclaim the right to Final Judgment of mankind, since Minoreyna is not really human. Mother Earth arrives to help Krishna’s argument. Minoreyna faints as if dead. Since the two deities can’t come to an agreement, time stops and reality ends.