Estego tells Agua his Peace

Estego Tells Agua His Peace

The moment the universe ended, I, Estego, Agua’s first and oldest friend, went directly to his dearest friend to give him some words of peace.

“Agua, what have you done?” I asked him.

“I have taken all souls to Sat Cit Ananda.” Agua was beyond sight, transformed into pure white light.

“Reality has ended, my friend. You are now the only being on the multiuniverse.” I tried to explain to him. And then it dawned on me that I too existed.

“Old Serpent. The Devil. How are you, my most beautiful friend?” replied, Agua, now taking one of his favorite shape, that of Nanda Dulal, a beautiful, blue skinned boy.

I looked at myself, in my terrible, blue-dragon form and I had to smile. What a peculiar reality WE had.

“When you eliminated evil in all souls, you eliminated all souls, what are we now to do?”

“That’s why I created you, Estego. Don’t you see? It’s cyclic. Alfa and Omega. All things return to themselves. In this reality, with me and you only, it looks kind of like a doughnut, don’t you think?”

“You would have me create evil so you don’t have to soil your hands with it?” the doughnut shape of reality with just he and I together eternally, dough and hole. It was not really a doughnut, it was Oroborus, and I had somehow become the asshole that the head was trying to eat. Talk about having your head up your ass!”

“The only way to deal with you, Estego, is to throw Vedas at you. Let’s talk about multiplicity. What form do you prefer? A thousand headed cobra which serves as my bed, and as I sleep, murmurs nightmares (why nightmares? Why because in all stories exists antagonism) into my head. But in fact, you are my resting place, the only place where I can rest from being only One. Thus you are my most beautiful, and of course, the one willing, and necessarily bound, by rebelling to me.”

I thought about this. In order to do what Agua most wanted, I needed to rebel against him, and if I did that, I would literally create hell for all beings. This was not in my top 10 things to do in the morning. And yet, my profound love for Agua demanded that I acted. Or was I kidding myself. Was I actually just doing it all to keep existing?

Was there room for “me” in the bright white light?

Alfa and Omega.

“Your purity, your self-sacrifice, your kindness, your omniscience, omnipresence, omnipotence, immortality and , eternity and the fact that you and only you really always exists, always has existed and only will exist, make me your eternal and most loving devotee. So I will do whatever you ask of me, even rebel against you.” I said.

And meant it.

And then, I conjured up some peyote, some ganja, some mushrooms and some ayahuasca from the finest brewers in Brazil, a little cabin in the woods and some serious porn to watch. I was going human!