Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Atlantida City returns to Nagaloka




Atlántida City Returns to Nagaloka
Long before there was life in the planet Nagaloka, Atlántida City already existed, built billions of years before in another Nagaloka (which in their own language means “Serpent Planet”). There are millions of Nagalokas just in this galaxy, and the Naga Lords keep seeding and planet-forming planets to extend the reach of life across the known universe. That is their job: creating life. And since time-immemorial, I Pamelon IV, have been helping them to do just that.  
I have lived well over five hundred thousand years in this marvelous city, my own life and youth extended by the incredible “tree of life”, one of the marvels of the gardens of the city, and the reason that death does not exist here.  Neither death, nor old age, nor sickness exist in Atlántida City.  Our immortal city, currently resting at the bottom of the deepest part of the great Snake Ocean in planet Nagaloka, is also a kind of “paradise” for its inhabitants, and the reason of the visions of the final rest in various religious beliefs.
It is a city of gardens and rivers. It is also a city of tall pyramids. Eight circular rivers serve as the base of the city, which has a gigantic transparent dome and thousands of tall pyramidal buildings, which house the roughly five million souls who work, play and live, eternally for the betterment of the Naga Lords and the expansion of life throughout the universe.
Kukulkan, our Lord or Lords, supreme chief of the city and the uncounted millions of planets which the city has seeded throughout the universe, a great dragon with long-serpentine body and white-and-green feathers lives in the center of the city, in the Pyramid of Kukulkan, which is the original upon which was based the pyramid of Quetzalcoatl on Teotihuacan, planet, Earth. He is rarely seen, since his meditations are too profound to be interrupted. But he is worshipped by all the residents of the city equally, and he is considered a living God by all who know him personally. His omnipresence, omnipotence and omniscience all well known to all, and the mere act of thinking of him, can, on occasion, disrupt his meditations and make him do a “house call”.  The love for this incredible being is absolute, and all the citizens in the city, all five million of them, are personally known to him and have been in his presence at least once in their immortal lives.
Regarding the secret of immortality and the “tree of life”, it is a well-known secret, and we, as citizens of Atlántida City are honor-bound to guard the secret for all who are not citizens of the city. The fruits of the tree are free to all citizens, and trees of life grow in every inch of the city, providing health and immortality to all. But exporting this tree is considered a powerful taboo, and although a tree of life is planted in every planet that is seeded by us throughout the universe, said tree is always left with a powerful guardian and it’s location is hidden from all but a few initiates who are profoundly bound to the interests of the Naga Lords.  Immortality for all beings in the universe could be a huge problem, since most beings are not really spiritually prepared to be immortal.
So, how did I come to be a citizen of the immortal city?
My own place of origin, the place called Shadow World by all but those who live in it, is the place that was created by the dreams of all children. It is a fairy-world in a distant dimension, which took form and shape by the collected dream-stuff of children all over the universe, and as you might already suspect, it is populated by the most exotic and notorious creatures to be found in children’s fairy stories, including elves, such as myself, ogres, witches, goblins, dragons and mermaids.
My life, as such, was as heir to a powerful Fairy Kingdom: the Pamelon Kingdom, which was started by my great-grandfather, Pamelon the First, also known as the scourge of the goblins. As my parents before me, I was born a prince to one day become King, with a castle, a village, an army and of course, a pet dragon.
But I was never really satisfied by this charmed life. In my youth, I adventured in various ruins, dungeons, forbidden forests and various other dangerous places in search of adventure and glory. And I found all I could deal with and more. But… it was somehow, empty.  I slew goblins, orcs, ogres and giants by the hundreds, but… it made no difference. The basic questions of my own existence, unanswered, made me dour and unsatisfied.
And then, rumors of a great city that had appeared, floating over the ocean came to my ears.  And I went rapidly to see it for myself. A whole squadron of dragon riders followed me as escort, and I flew easily in my great white drake, Ariana, a good natured dragon the color of fresh-fallen snow.
I was not really prepared for what I saw.
It was not “just” a floating city. It was a whole land. You could see it hundreds of kilometers before you reached it. It was as big as an island, and it had thousands of buildings. It floated lazily about three kilometers above the water, but its size was unfathomable. It was easily 100 kilometers in diameter, and somehow, it just floated there, doing nothing. It did create a great shadow over the water, as if it was a storm turned into solid city.
Loosing no time, Ariana and I flew to the encounter of the great floating city. My loyal dragon-riders followed, fearful for my safety.
And instantly, we were met by another white drake, much bigger than my own, and quite different from mine. This was a snake-looking dragon, with white and green feathers and a wise, powerful face, with eyes that spoke of ancient and terrible wisdom.
“You are not allowed entry into our city, strangers.” It spoke into my mind directly, and I knew instantly that my dragon-riders had also heard the powerful voice inside their own heads.
Ariana stopped in mid flight and descended back upon the beach. My men followed suit and surrounded the newcomer, who landed next to me.
Immediately upon landing, the great white dragon changed form, taking the form of a simple human being, wearing a green-and white- feather crown and white tunic. His skin was pale and his beard and hair brown. His eyes were the same as the eyes of the great dragon, but much smaller.
“I am Kukulkan, the Lord of that City, and I must respectfully ask you not to try to enter it. There is an invisible wall, and if you try to cross it, you might be harmed by it, and we wish you no harm.”
I looked with amazement at this perfectly ordinary human, who was in fact a great and powerful dragon, and I decided to bow to him out of respect. My own village and castle were nothing compared to his great city in the sky.
“I am Prince Pamelon IV, of the Kingdom of Pamelon, and these are my men at arms. We also wish you no harm, but your city appeared suddenly over the ocean, and we had to investigate. How is it that you can move a city so great with such ease?”
“We have come from far beyond the stars, hoping to learn much from your world, and from your people. Our magic is powerful, but we are a peaceful folk, who wish only to learn from you.”  Said Kukulkan, bowing back.
“Beyond the stars? Are you Gods?”
“We have been called that by some, and to some we are, but to you, we can be friends, if you prefer, since we did not create you, you were created by the dreams of children across the universe, and we consider that something quite special and magical.”
“How is it that you know how we were created?” I asked.
“Because we have been studying your world for many, many years. Reality, it seems, is really created by thought and the thoughts of this reality are many and quite strong. It is an amazing world you have, and your existence is quite a miracle.”
“So if you have been studying us for many years, why only now does your city appear to us?”
“Because we are about to leave your world, and we wanted our story to be told.”
“Then tell me your story.”  I said, feeling profound.
“We are the Naga. Immortal serpents who live in all the habitable worlds of space, and who make worlds habitable for life in places where there is not life. We have been around since the beginning of creation, and we have found the secrets of immortality. We have also found the secrets to travel in time and space, so we have gone to the end of time, and we have seen the edge of the void that is nothingness, where there is no life, no light, no sound, no mind, no body, no thought, no consciousness and nothing. It is something we fear greatly, and this is why we seed life wherever there is no life, and this is why we try to keep death far from the worlds where we have been and we are always looking for new worlds where there is no life, to go seed life there and make sure that the end of all never comes. We also know our struggle is one we are bound to loose, but perhaps not for many, many thousands of millions of years.”
“Did you seed us too?”.
“No… Humans seeded you. With their dreams as children. You are a magical world, ruled by rules we do not understand, but now that we have been here for a while, we have found the secret of seeding more worlds like yours throughout the universe.”
“What is the secret?”
“Humans. We shall seed humans everywhere so their dreams will create more worlds like yours.”
“Humans!?” I said horrified.  “But humans are the most terrible of monsters. They are genocidal maniacs, willing to kill anything that is not human, they are proud, arrogant fools, who are willing to kill each other for a few unimportant things they value more than life, such as gold and some gems. Humans create great empires and then war upon themselves, slaughtering each other and especially anybody who is not human. They have no love for living things, and they consider themselves supreme above all creation.  Seeding such horrid creatures everywhere in the universe is a terrible thing!”
“Yet it is the dreams of humans which make your world possible. It is the dreams of humans which keep death away. Although we fear them, we also admire them, for they are a great race, which is bound to find a way to cheat the death of all.” Said Kukulkan and then looked at his own city, floating above the waves. “It is time to leave.”
“Wait. I would go with you.” I said, suddenly, desperately.
“Yes, I knew you would ask me. And yes, you might come. But you must know that you can never return here, to Shadow World. You will leave everything behind and never look back. You will even leave death behind, and that is a great sacrifice.”
“How did you know?” I asked.
“Because I have known you since before you were born, Pamelon IV. I am omniscient, and I have been waiting for this day since before your birth. You were destined to live forever in our city, and this is the real reason we appeared to you.”
My loyal guards were looking lost and confused. My loyal dragon, Ariana, was crying. Memories of my youth, my family, mother, father, brothers and sister… All conspired to keep me here, and yet, somehow, I knew this was also my destiny, it was the sum of all things that had led me to this point. It was the certainty that I would never be satisfied with anything less.
“What am I really leaving behind?” I asked.
“Everything you know. Your family, friends, future wife and children. Old age and death. And after death, rebirth in some other form or body. Our souls are released upon death, and they take upon a myriad of forms birth after birth. Once you enter our city, you leave death behind, and this form, this ridiculous, frail, imperfect elf body will be immortal, you will never age, nor will you be reborn. This is a terrible thing we ask. And you must be very certain to want it. Just think, if you can die, and be reborn in other bodies, you might, one day, be a God somewhere. Or a powerful dragon, like myself. But if we rob you of your death, you will forever be Pamelon IV, an elf.”
“Are all souls reborn?” I asked. I had heard of re-incarnation, but I had never had it confirmed by anybody.
“Yes. Upon death, some are born into better or worse bodies and families. Your karma determines your rebirth into higher or lower realms. But if you eat of the tree of life, you will not die. Ever. And this might make you spiritually incapable of reaching the creator of all life. It is a sacrifice we make in order to work for life.”
So I was to be immortal. The dream of many. The nightmare of the wise?
I turned around and called upon my captain.
“Captain, you have heard all that was said here?” I asked him.
“Majesty, I have.” He said.
“And you understand what it means?” I asked.
“It means that you will not return with us?” He asked.
“That is correct.”
“Your father… The King…” He began to say…
“You will tell the King what has happened here, and he will understand. I don’t suppose you will hear form me again, nor will anybody in my Kingdom, but you understand the importance of what I am about to do here?” I asked.
“My Prince, if I return without you, my head might roll in the garden. But I understand your choice, and I will relate it to our King without delay.” He said, and bowed.
Next was my dragon. Ariana did not speak. She only knew things which affected our emotions. She knew she would never see me again, and she was heartbroken.
“Ariana, my faithful steed. Go home and lay many eggs. Have a great progeny to serve my father and brothers as you have served me.”
Her long serpentine neck rubbed against my side lovingly. She was panting.
It was just then that I began to weep. I understood, finally, what I was about to do. My faithful Captain took the reins of my dragon and untangled her neck form my side.
“I am ready.” I said to Kukulkan.
The humble human once again transformed, before our eyes, into the gigantic feathered serpent.
“Climb my back and grab on to the feathers.”  He said directly into my mind.
I did as told, and found that his wide body was warm to the touch, and his feathers very soft but firm. And just as I grabbed a bunch of feathers form his back to place myself, he took to the skies and flew, faster than any of our own dragons, directly to the city.
In no time, we were above at the central pyramid, which now I know serves as his temple and home. We landed in a plush garden just outside the pyramid where an orchard of trees was being cared for by a dozen humans of various ages and races, all dressed barefoot in white tunics with golden bridles and golden crowns on their heads.
Kukulkan landed among them and they all bowed to him and immediately afterwards went to help me climb down form him. Suddenly, dozens of children came out of the garden and began to caress the great snake and tickle him.
“Oh my! Oh my! An ambush!!” he cried, mockingly, and began to writhe joyously under their little hands.
One of the humans, a white-skinned old man with a great read beard came over and shook my hand.
“Welcome to Kukulkan Garden in Atlántida City, stranger. Since you flew on our Lord’s back, I can only assume you are an honored guest and I am here to greet you. My name is King Eric the Red, and before, I was a great and powerful Viking on planet earth. Now, I take care of these trees for my Lord.”
“Well met, King Eric. I am Prince Pamelon IV. Of the Kingdom of Pamelon.”
“Well, Prince Pamelon IV, here…” said King Eric the Red taking a strange red fruit form one of the golden-leafed trees around him. “Eat of this and you will become immortal for ever and ever. But know that if you eat this fruit, you will forever be in de debt of our Lord Kukulkan and you will have to obey him on all things forever.”
He placed the curious fruit on my hand. It was similar to an apple, but it was NOT an apple.
“So if I eat this I will never die, but then I will obey Lord Kukulkan forever?” I asked.
“That is right.”
I looked at the great serpent playing with the children who seemed delighted to be next to such a powerful and fearful being, but utterly without fear of him.
Then I looked at the pyramid, and the garden, and the rest of the city. The great dome above our heads was invisible, and I could see how we were raising above the clouds rapidly. Pretty soon, we had left the planet, and we were in the darkness of space, looking at the stars as they came closer and closer. I was amazed and just a little terrified.
But what had I had to lose?
I would never die.
I bit into the fruit. Eric the Red laughed powerfully and profoundly. Then he threw his great arms around me and gave me a powerful bear hug.
“Welcome Brother. Now you are a real immortal Atlantean.”
All the humans around me laughed with him and they came over to congratulate me and give me hugs. Half a million years later, I can remember the moment as if it had happened yesterday.
I bit the fruit of eternal life.
And it was delicious.




Friday, November 20, 2015

The Siege of Castle Kovitz




The Siege of Castle Kovitz
The ancient gnome, Jigolanthas, naked as usual, looked at the sinister little halfling facing him, and actually shivered. There was something cold, something terrible about the halfling. A cruelty that you could sense, something about his eyes… Jigolanthas had lived for thousands of years, and he had been in many planets, and this halfling, Dal David, was different.
Still, he would go through with it. Jigolanthas had had enough. His nymphs were not there. He had sent them away to deal with the halfling, and his two lizardman guards stood like statues, not saying a word. They were good at that, lizard men.
“You have understand a little history. Kovitz is not just ANY criminal. He saved my life. During the rebellion in New Rome, I was a dead man… wounded, overwhelmed by six merciless warriors. Alone. And suddenly, there he was, my greatest enemy, my most feared enemy… fighting with his huge axe to save me… I couldn’t believe it. It made no sense. Except we had both been slaves of the empire, and his rage was turned against the humans, not against me. When it was over, and the human warriors were dead, their necks severed by his cruel axe, I asked him… ‘why did you save me?’ You know what he said? ’There was no profit in killing you, gnome’. That’s what he told me.
The halfling smiled. This dwarf, Kovitz, was a man after his own spirit.
“So why do you want him dead now?” he asked.
“His enormous wealth crated through his vast criminal empire rivals the wealth of some nations, and it threatens the stability of our city. Lollipop City does not have many rules, we are a tolerant society based on democratic agreements between the very distinct races, humans, lizard men, ogres, trolls… If the few rules of our city that we do we have are broken, the agreement between our peoples might fall apart, and if that happens, Lollipop City will fall like a deck of cards. On the hand, Kovitz’ criminal empire stretches far beyond our city walls. He has agents in Grumpslandia, Rasalandia, Pirate City (of course) and as far as Omeratsu Onichan and Tutatis.  His activities, if discovered, might be blamed on our government. Although I owe him my life, I have to stop him.”
The halfling took a hit from his joint and threw the roach on the grass, stepping on it to put it out, and making Jigolanthas twitch. If this damned halfling were not the best, he would never have been allowed on the Penthouse of the Pink Tower.
“Sounds like you and the dwarf have a longer history than just the fall of New Rome.”
Jigolanthas got up from his throne, grabbed a large dried stick from under a tree, and put it to the fire of a candle next to which lie his huge pipe. When the stick began to burn, he took his pipe, lit it with the stick and made a huge smoke ring. Then he threw the stick into his pool, where it sizzled.
Memories of other worlds and other times.
“I was a young man, if you can believe that.  We were on some forgotten little planet of a faraway galaxy, I think it was Krynn.  Or maybe Planet Caladan. Who remembers such times? I traveled a lot in my youth, always in search of power.” Jigolanthas made another huge smoke ring and sat back on his throne. His head now went back in time… to many thousands of years ago. Then he resumed his story.
“This local little King. A human king whose name is long forgotten in history… Hired us, me and Grumps… He wasn’t a King back then you know? There were two others. Both elves. Don’t remember their names now… It was so long ago. Apparently, there was a dwarf renegade who was terrorizing his realm, stealing, killing and raping. He rode around on a red dragon. And he was clean shaven. A clean shaven dwarf!”
The halfling scratched his hairless chin...
“Kovitz?”
Jigolanthas nodded. “He was the most brutal, terrible and relentless warrior. After our first encounter, where the elves were slaughtered and Grumps and I barely made it out alive, he chased us halfway across the galaxy. Finally, I met Xan, somewhere in the dark mountains of the Shadowlands, and he helped me kill Kovitz. Or we thought we killed him. Xan blew him right out of the sky with dragon and all. It was a fierce aerial battle and we thought… we thought… he was gone forever. Never did find his body. You have to remember that. Always sever their heads. Never think you’ve finished the job if you don’t have their head with you. It’s not about trophies. It’s about security. Grumps has a huge collection of heads in his house. He makes sure his enemies stay dead because he hands their heads on the wall.”
“King Grumps is a wise man.” Said the halfling admiringly.
“Yeah, well, the next time we met, we were both slaves of New Rome. And when the rebellion started, he fought right at our side. When he saved my life, I thought our old feud was over. So I let him live here, in MY city. Xan and Rainsong were not crazy about it. But for decades since the Fall of New Rome, Kovitz has been quiet. Until now. My spies informed me of his plan to create a war between us and the trolls of Trolland. He’s been quietly selling magic to the trolls and inciting them to attack us. I would have left him alone, but his ambition knows no bounds. And I fear he never forgot his old grudge against me and Xan, he was just waiting for the right time to strike.”
“You could have him arrested.”
“There is no evidence against him. Nothing serious. Besides, he has a lot of allies, and it would be bad business to strike directly.”
“I know his compound. His castle is a fortress, he has hundreds, maybe thousands of guards. Spell-casters… warriors… exceedingly professional.” Said the halfling, turning his head to look around the huge penthouse garden.
“I am told you are the best at what you do. Quiet. Invisible.”
The halfling whistled between his teeth.
“I will need to hire some help on this job. The cost..”
“The cost is no issue. And in addition to whatever cost I might incur this job, if you are successful, you will have the eternal gratitude of the Pink Tower and all that implies.  I want Kovitz neutralized. I have too many other problems to deal with to be worried about someone so powerful in my own city.”
“I’ll see what I can do.”  Said the halfling, smiling wide and stretching out his pudgy little hand to the naked monarch.
Jigolanthas shook the Halflings’ hand vigorously.
“Report here directly to me when the job is done. I trust in your absolute confidentiality.”
PART II.
The worst elements in Lollipop City choose, almost exclusively the “El Gato Chato” as their meeting place. The reason is really a mystery. There are many such places as “El Gato Chato” in the city, dozens of them just in the Red District. But something about this particular brothel make it the place of choice for evil to converge.
This association between “El Gato Chato” and the criminal elements of the city actually had created a particular phrase which was at first popular in Lollipop City but then, with the years, became popular in all the cities of the world. The phrase, “he was shat by the cat”, used to identify a possible criminal from ordinary people, refereed to the fact that “El Gato Chato” was huge building in the shape of a giant red housecat, and the entrance to the building was in the mouth of the cat, with a red carpet in the shape of a giant tongue, and the exit of the building was in the anus of the animal, shaped, well.. as an anus.
So folks who came out of the “El Gato Chato” were said to be shat by him.
None of this mattered to Dal David as he waited, sipping wine, sitting next to a large lit fireplace. It was winter, and outside it was already snowing. The halfling was notoriously adverse to winter weather. He hated the cold. His leather breeches and studded leather shirt did nothing to keep him from the cold weather, so on this occasion he had donned a huge bearskin overcoat. But still so attired, he shivered. Daniel Dal, his brother, had just arrived, and he arrived with the usual suspects and a few new comers to the whole assassination business, what Daniel liked to call “Cannon Fodder”.
Daniel was a fearsome creature. A halfling, like David, wearing a helmet with huge rabbit ears, hard as stone (and light as feathers). The helmet was closed shut, as always. Daniel never let anybody see his face. Ever. He wore a chest plate, crotch plate, plate thighs and gloves and a short , evil looking sword.
Just that. The rest was as naked as his soul.
To his right stood Santania, gorgeous, young looking, green clad with a fabulous bow and quiver and a little green shirt and skirt that left absolutely NOTHING to the imagination. Well, the skirt was really mid-thigh. Such was expected of human women. To his left the sexy dwarf Brakala, remarkable slim for her race, with boots, skirt and shirt just like Santania, but much shorter. Well, not much. She was a tall dwarf. And clean-shaven! Clean-shaven dwarf women had the tendency to shave for other races, so usually, they were looked down upon by their sisters. Brakala could care less. She worked with the Dal’s.
Behind these three, the muscle they had acquired: Two elf-chicks, one black, one white, two bulgy human males, and behind them, a lowly orc.
“Brak, Lady Satan… You guys got some real desperados for the job this time.” Sneered David.
Brakala introduced her new friends…
“The Orc is Rocky. Lucky fellow. Has survived such massacres that I couldn’t resist, the humans are Rey Leonidas and Rey Nimrod. Not the cheapest, but probably loyal. The chicks are Greta and Ilharess Sufrimiento. I don’t trust either one of them. But they look pretty efficient.”
The dark skinned elf sneered and spat.  “Little dwarf, you stink. I don’t trust you either, but let’s talk money, shall we? We all love money.” She was perfectly beautiful, dressed in just the right amount of red fluffy furs to cover what most men would die to uncover. Her look was severe, tribal, and she painted her white hair black. But her youth made her look ridiculously young. Even for eternally youthful drow.
“That talk is with the Dal’s honey. I just work for them.” Spat back the sexy dwarf.
“You do well not to trust this black devil.” Said Greta, the other elf, whose chosen color was pink, pink hair, pink skin, pink clothing. Like most elf chicks she was also ridiculously beautiful, but in a most arrogant way. She knew she was a knockout and she acted like the worst of divas in Hollywood.
The two humans took turns smiling at each other. Both were unremarkable humans with dark hair, one bearded, one mustachioed, both powerfully built and both traveling in unremarkable traveling clothes. They probably kept their armor under their shirts and capes. Leonidas had a spear, true to his namesake, he also had a large Greek-style shield.  Nimrod had two axes strapped to his back. Both wore bear-skin capes and hats. The poor orc looked around, scared. His bare arms and legs showed many wounds and scars, his boots had holes and his sword was slightly dented, but it still looked dangerous and sharp. His armor was typical orcish half-plate. He carried a small shied and a bow and quiver tied to his back.
David stood up and quickly and went directly to stand in front of Ilharess, looking her “down” with eyes that made even the hardest villain consider his survival options.
“Your name is Sufrimiento, right?” He asked, cold.
“Ilharess Sufrimiento.” She replied equally cold, but slightly preoccupied. “The title is used before the name for reasons of respect.”
“Ilharess Sufrimiento. Pardon my lack of courtesy. I do believe that the price was to be discussed with Baraka, and that it had been accepted and arranged before we actually met in person. Was this not what occurred?” He replied, colder.
The dark elf swallowed. Her plans to demand more money had backfired. She realized in that moment that the terrible little halfling and his friends were far more dangerous than anything she could conjure up, and that things could turn ugly if she did not accept the job.
But she couldn’t back down.
“I told the dwarf that it was enough. She insisted that I meet you anyhow.” She said, challenging.
“Brakala has my absolute trust. If she told you to come anyhow, it was because she knew that I needed you in this job. Therefore I’ll give you what you ask, whatever it is. I don’t mind paying for something that is worth the price. However, from this moment on, consider this: if you fail me, I shall not be kind to you. Because the costs merits the expectation. ” Then the terrible little man smiled widely, put out his hand and gave a little bow.
Greta would not be outdone by her rival.
“I want more money too.” she said.
“Oh, fine… Listen all of you. Let’s stop this infernal haggling. From now on, I double the price of all you so there is no more stupid monetary concerns. And now that we are on the subject, here are the rules of the game. Follow them or die once you actually begin working, which is now. One. I make all the rules. Two. You do exactly, and I do mean EXACTLY what I say or you die and I give your money to whoever is still doing what I say. Three. All of you will instantly and rapidly kill any of you who do not follow my rules. I will pay a double bounty if that is necessary.”
The black elf and the pink elf looked at each other and both smiled, wickedly. They then looked at all the others and finally all present turned and looked at the orc.
The orc peed his armor.
“What? Nobody ever had an accident?” he asked.
A big laugh erupted between all present and nobody not laughed.
Greta, far more comfortable than before, broke the ensuing uncomfortable silence with question:
“So who is the mark, sweet chums?” she purred.
“I will tell you when we get to where we are going to do the job. Now all of you, eat something, have a few, but not too many drinks, gather up all your gear, and we’ll be ready to go. We have two hours.” Said David and sat back down, inviting all the rest to sit next to him, and ordered a round of drinks to one of the naked wenches who served.
When everybody had a seat and a drink in his or her hand, he stood up on the table with his drink in hand.
“I propose a toast! To our company. We shall name it…” he began..
And his brother, Daniel had to say it…
“Of the rabbit.”
“Bleeded bloody bowing cows, Daniel, you moron. We can’t call all our companies –of the rabbit- We need to call it something else.”
“Hamster?” said the lumbering warrior.
“NO!”
“Bleeding Cow. It was Santania who spoke next.
“Bleeding Cow. The Company of the Bleeding Cow.” Said firmly David.
And they all cheered.

                                               TO BE CONTINUED….